Flash & Fury Wear What You Actually Think
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I'm Not Hot,
I'm on Fire

T-Shirt + Mug Available in all sizes

Menopause humor meets feminist fury — sayings so true they'll make you laugh, then cry, then buy one for every woman you know.

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60+ Sayings that say what you can't
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The Collection

Sayings That Need
To Be Said

Every saying on every product is something a real woman thought but wasn't supposed to say. Until now.

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Bestseller T-Shirt

I'm Not Hot, I'm on Fire

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Fan Favorite Mug

My Give-a-Damn is Fully Depleted

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T-Shirt

Hormones Did This

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Rage is a Perfectly Valid Emotion

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T-Shirt

Too Old for This, Too Young to Care

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Hot Mug

The Patriarchy Gave Me This Hot Flash

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Find Your Flavor
of Fed Up

14 sayings

Hot Flash Collection

For when your body is running its own political rally.

22 sayings

Patriarchy Problems

Because someone has to say it, and it might as well be your shirt.

18 sayings

Midlife & Unfiltered

You've earned the right to not give a damn. Wear the proof.

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Gift It Forward

For every woman in your life who is also completely over it.

Why Flash & Fury

Because Etsy
Doesn't Get It.
We Do.

Every other seller gives you generic clipart on a white background. We give you a brand that knows your name — even if your name is currently "Woman Who Turned the Thermostat Down 17 Times Today."

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60+ sayings written by women who are actually living this

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Menopause meets feminism — not a cliché purple butterfly in sight

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T-shirts AND mugs — for the woman who sweats through her mornings

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Perfect gifts for your equally done-with-it friends

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I wore a Flash & Fury shirt to my last PTA meeting. Three mothers asked where I got it. Two of them were my enemies.

— Tanya M., PTA survivor

Real Women, Real Receipts

They Said It.
We Printed It.

"I wore this to my last board meeting. Nobody said a word. That was the whole point."

Diane R.

Portland, OR

"Bought 6 for my book club. We all wore them at our last meeting about the election. Perfect."

Maggie T.

Chicago, IL

"Finally. FINALLY. A brand that says what I actually feel without making me look like I'm having a midlife crisis. I AM. And I'm owning it."

Sandra K.

Austin, TX

The Gift She Actually Wants

For Every Woman
Who Is Also
Completely Over It

Birthday, holiday, "I saw this and thought of you immediately" — Flash & Fury ships fast and comes with a note you can actually send without censoring yourself.

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